Drogon Held Hostage?
Some of my readers are getting desperate. From somewhere in Canada arrives this picture, with a note that says, "DROGON IS OURS! Well, we're having a little trouble subduing him right now as you can see from the picture but we expect to SUCCEED SOON! We didn't want to go this far but you leave us no choice. You simply MUST write faster so we can enjoy A Dance With Dragons. .It is unpardonable that you have kept us waiting for so long! Love is turning to hate. Our next photo will show you how serious we are!
Good day to you sir."
Ah, poor sad fellows. First of all, dragons are nothing to trifle with, as the picture plainly shows. Secondly, the great wyrm in the picture looks to have four legs, while my dragons have only two. They have the wrong dragon!